At The Bar

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At The Bar

A guy goes into a bar, where he sees a smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."
"No kidding?" said the man. "I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?"